Long version:

First of all, let me tell you a little story. A long time ago, a lot of people had realized that we were getting lack of members. Active members, to be more specific. So we had this crazy idea: advertise Neohacks. This person, which will be remained anonymous, used the mass mailer program, and the result? Due to the dramatic increase of members, the server crashed. Anyway, due to the public release of NeoMailer by 000GHOST000, 2 bad boys (which you can find the names out for yourselves) decided to advertise Neohacks from Neopets. They both got warned. Now, they were warned because I'm pretty sure they didn't know of this. Now you've been warned. Next one who advertises Neohacks will result in you and your IP baa-anned!!!

Short Version:

You advertise Neohacks in Neopets and you get banned!

Oh yes, Apache got demoted and I got promoted! Cool, huh?

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