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05-12-2009, 08:03 PM
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My how you have matured
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05-12-2009, 08:20 PM
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stop using the goddamn strikeout tags, holy shit
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05-26-2009, 06:57 PM
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My life is fucking awesome
My daily schedule Mon-Fri: 0630 - 0730: Physical training 0730 - 0830: Recovery 0830 - 1130: "Work" 1130 - 1300: Lunch 1300 - 1630: "Work" This means that I "work" for roughly 6 and a half hours, which according to Office Space rules is roughly about 15 minutes of real actual work. The great thing about working for the active armed forces is that I get paid regardless of work hours I actually put in. How I got from Neopets to USMC is beyond me but it's been real
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05-26-2009, 07:24 PM
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a friend of a friend of mine was wondering if you have semen on your hand then fall asleep and then like 5 hours later are fingering a girl, is it possible she's impregnated/how likely?
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05-26-2009, 07:29 PM
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Pretty weak actually Given my estimated 53 "work" hours over two weeks I would get paid about $650 or roughly $1300 monthly or $12.25 hourly if you look at those ways However on the upside: No rent No water/electrical fees No medical fees Food services provided Earn 2.5 days off per month You get every government holiday off (which is good considering my last job was retail sales and it's kinda exactly the opposite) Also: I get promoted (hopefully) July = Pay raise I hit my two year mark in September = Pay raise Fiscal year 2010 = Another pay raise Probably the only thing that's going to suck is when I go to Afghanistan next year but it's all good because you get paid more while you're over there
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05-26-2009, 09:52 PM
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Statistics are about 10 dudes to every 1 lady and I believe that is the same throughout the Marine Corps. If you're joining the military for the ladies or for the lulz then I hear Air Force is where it's at
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05-27-2009, 02:33 AM
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done joining the air force. Now all i need to do is get rid of my glasses. Why did you join the USMC?
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05-27-2009, 02:45 AM
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One word: SOCOM
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i can't say i love my life, i'm working on a 10 page thesis paper for my AP US history class and an english essay that's due tomorrow
but i can't say i hate it either from hearing stories of you guys, it's too early for me to understand what life really is i'm going to college in a year, probably a mid-tier UC any advice for living by/supporting yourself in college? what happens when i get out of college? sometimes i really take the stuff i have for granted Last edited by Red : 06-03-2009 at 11:56 PM.
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Loving my life a little more.
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"Bid is the man of the hour, get him a damn award or somthing."
"I party with my dad, we've done a few things together I probably shouldn't speak about." "As a Christian, I find all forms of religion (except Christianity) to be very harmful to it's members" "If he is not smart enough to invent something to improve his own quality of life how is he smart enough to tell us all there is no GOD"
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