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Old 11-03-2017, 06:39 AM
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I'm in love with a piece of cheese

I don't know how to explain it. One day I went to the store and saw this very attractive chunk of brie, and I thought I'd take it home and devour it right away; but as I unwrapped it, I just couldn't bring myself to put it in my mouth. I put it in the freezer, and every now and then I take it out to kiss it, I'm starting to think it might like me as well.

I guess what I need help with is this: I need to find a place I can legally marry my cheese so I can stick my dick in it. God won't let me fuck unmarried cheese.
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