You all know how this works (I assume), I say what I am (Animal, Vegetable, Mineral) and then you have 20 questions to narrow it down and take a guess. We're gonna do it a little differently to how the proper game is played, in that I'll list the 20 questions and their answers here (Yes/No only, unless explanation is needed) and then everyone can take one guess on what it is, with the winner being whoever guessed it, who then does the next question. Animal (people, animals, anything living which isnt a plant really) Vegetable (plants, vegetables, fruits, seeds, grass, trees, etc, etc), Mineral (rocks, dirt, protons, food, etc, etc, etc, basically anything not living)

1. I do not usually go in the water
2. I do not have more than two legs
3. I can not fly
4. I am human
5. I am male
6. I am British
7. I am not a musician
8. I like girls
9. I am famous
10. I am not a politician
11. I am not a movie star
12. I piss the bed
13. I am not Sir Ian Mckellen
14. I have amyotrophic lateral sclerosis
15. Dragoon guessed Stephen Hawking

I am: Stephen Hawking

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Yeah so I'm still an animal..

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Do you usually go in the water?

Nope.

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Do you have more than two legs?

I do not.

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