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Old 05-12-2009, 08:03 PM
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Oh great now I have your attention let's not forget to keep on topic.

Despite my profile age (20) being an obvious lie, I'm graduating sometime this October and hopefully becoming the Asian abomination my parents always wanted by not going to university and doing some science shit and instead going to waste money and bum around in Canada.

I'm mostly looking forward to it, mainly because I want to be as far away from my life/country (aka shithole) as possible and the plain fact that I want to build a snowman.

And hopefully before my vista expires, I'll meet a Canadian guy, pop out an anchor baby or two, then await the sweet embrace of death.


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Old 05-12-2009, 08:20 PM
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Oh great now I have your attention let's not forget to keep on topic.

Despite my profile age (20) being an obvious lie, I'm graduating sometime this October and hopefully becoming the Asian abomination my parents always wanted by not going to university and doing some science shit and instead going to waste money and bum around in Canada.

I'm mostly looking forward to it, mainly because I want to be as far away from my life/country (aka shithole) as possible and the plain fact that I want to build a snowman.

And hopefully before my vista expires, I'll meet a Canadian guy, pop out an anchor baby or two, then await the sweet embrace of death.

stop using the goddamn strikeout tags, holy shit
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Old 05-26-2009, 06:57 PM
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My daily schedule Mon-Fri:

0630 - 0730: Physical training
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0830 - 1130: "Work"
1130 - 1300: Lunch
1300 - 1630: "Work"

This means that I "work" for roughly 6 and a half hours, which according to Office Space rules is roughly about 15 minutes of real actual work. The great thing about working for the active armed forces is that I get paid regardless of work hours I actually put in.

How I got from Neopets to USMC is beyond me but it's been real
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:14 PM
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how's the pay?
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:24 PM
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a friend of a friend of mine was wondering if you have semen on your hand then fall asleep and then like 5 hours later are fingering a girl, is it possible she's impregnated/how likely?
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:29 PM
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how's the pay?

Pretty weak actually

Given my estimated 53 "work" hours over two weeks I would get paid about $650 or roughly $1300 monthly or $12.25 hourly if you look at those ways

However on the upside:

No rent
No water/electrical fees
No medical fees
Food services provided
Earn 2.5 days off per month
You get every government holiday off (which is good considering my last job was retail sales and it's kinda exactly the opposite)

Also:

I get promoted (hopefully) July = Pay raise
I hit my two year mark in September = Pay raise
Fiscal year 2010 = Another pay raise

Probably the only thing that's going to suck is when I go to Afghanistan next year but it's all good because you get paid more while you're over there
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Old 05-26-2009, 08:41 PM
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pretty decent for the amount of work required I guess - so is it an all out sausage fest environment at your workplace or are there potential poontangs too?
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Old 05-26-2009, 09:52 PM
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pretty decent for the amount of work required I guess - so is it an all out sausage fest environment at your workplace or are there potential poontangs too?

Statistics are about 10 dudes to every 1 lady and I believe that is the same throughout the Marine Corps. If you're joining the military for the ladies or for the lulz then I hear Air Force is where it's at
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Old 05-27-2009, 02:33 AM
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Statistics are about 10 dudes to every 1 lady and I believe that is the same throughout the Marine Corps. If you're joining the military for the ladies or for the lulz then I hear Air Force is where it's at



done joining the air force. Now all i need to do is get rid of my glasses.

Why did you join the USMC?
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Old 05-27-2009, 02:45 AM
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done joining the air force. Now all i need to do is get rid of my glasses.

Why did you join the USMC?

One word: SOCOM
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i can't say i love my life, i'm working on a 10 page thesis paper for my AP US history class and an english essay that's due tomorrow

but i can't say i hate it either

from hearing stories of you guys, it's too early for me to understand what life really is

i'm going to college in a year, probably a mid-tier UC

any advice for living by/supporting yourself in college?

what happens when i get out of college?

sometimes i really take the stuff i have for granted

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